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Ibraheem (Ibraheem ibn Azar)

The prophet Ibraheem (Arabic: ابراهيم) who Muslims add the suffix alayhi-sallam (عليه السلام) and who is also known as Abraham in the Bible, was born ~2150 BC and died ~1975 BC. His father, Azar, was a polytheist and carpenter. He, according to Muslims, was said to have two sons, Ismaeel (Ishmael) and Ishaaq (Isaac).

He was a great friend to Allah (or God. Arabic: الله) and one of the most popular stories was when Ibraheem was told by Allah to sacrifice his son Ismaeel. The Christians say he sacrificed him, but the Muslims say that Allah was so kind he offered a lamb to sacrifice instead.

Another story is also how the Prophet Ibraheem asked his father Azar why he believed in polytheism but not monotheism. He got very mad at him. But when the carpenters were gone, Ibraheem smashed all the idols with an axe except for the tallest one. When the carpenters got back, they were shocked to see the idols destroyed; except for one. They asked Ibraheem what happened. He replied with, "Ask the tall one.". He ran and ran as fast as he could. But then Azar and the others just realized that these gods couldn't speak! Ibraheem was caught. Then the people of Sumer decided they build a big fire and throw him in it. They started the fire. It was so tall that birds who flew past it got burnt. Then Ibraheen was placed in a cannon and thrown. Allah ordered the fire to be cooled down. When Ibraheem came out, the people were so suprised to see him alive!
Ibraheem (Ibraheem ibn Azar) was a great prophet!
by Khizar Caliphate September 3, 2021
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human smoke alarm

A person (sometimes on the ceiling) that tells you if there is smoke or a fire.
The costlier human smoke alarms even call the firefighters for you.
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International stranger alarm

When your schools fly a finnish flag from the flag poles with a finnish swastika flag on it to warn of immediate school shootings.
The international stranger alarm will keep the laws intact first scream abelijck
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Sounding the Alarm

The act of Sounding (putting a metal rod down your urethra). Except, your orgasm is too much, or too strong. So you moan so loud you set off the Richter scale.
Person 1: I'm inserting the metal rod
Person 2: Okay baby, but be quiet. I don't want the neighbors to hear like last time.
Person 1: "Inserts metal rod"

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Person 2: Oh fuck, your so loud. Stop sounding the alarm!
by Slapshott January 24, 2026
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Sounding the alarm

When you're about to do anal with someone and you slap your dick imbetween their ass cheeks creating an alarm type noise to notify your partner, you're about to enter their rectum. Can be enhanced by shouting 'bombs away!' Or by screaming like a gibbon
Tyler: "Dude, did you do anal with her?"
Tristan: "Yes but I was sounding the alarm, so all us fine, as she was prepared."
Tyler: "Indubitably...."
by Simmypoo December 26, 2024
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Tea time alarm

An alarm that happens periodically throughout the day in England and everyone has to drink tea or face a fine of £129 from the TVA
You will not be fined however if you are unconscious because unconscious people dont want tea
John:"alright time to start my homework"
*tea time alarm*
John:"Oh no it's the tea time alarm I can't afford another fine from the TVA"
Susan:"pretend to be unconscious quick there's no time to make tea"
by Marshywanderer March 17, 2025
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Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.
Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock
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