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alyssa

the most annoying girl who will call herself fat when SHES CLEARLY NOT. she is funny and has a pet rat. she is ceo of doing hair wraps and playing the ukulele. she had one meal a day and is starving at 3 am. she lives in the woods and has frogs in her pool. is attractived to boys that look like dolphins.
friend 1: hey did you see alyssa’s story?
friend 2: which one she won’t stop posting.
by yumycumjuic3 June 7, 2020
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A dumbass hoe who will be a virgin for the rest of her life.
Alyssa is retarted
by anonymous October 3, 2020
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Alysse

The most F-ing disgusting girl in the world. Usually covers her face in make-up just to hide all the acne. It doesn't help though because an Alysse is just another definition for the most rat looking, fat looking, stupidest blonde, who THINKS she is cool. Usually has a boyfriend who cheats on her constantly because she isn't lovable but demands things. NEVER have what you call an Alysse in you life & if you do KICK HER OUTTA YOUR LIFE FOR GOOD....!
Rob: Isn't that make-up SUPPOSE to cover up you acne..?"
Terry: "That's what you call Alysse. Most ugliest person in the world!"
by That Guy12324352 September 30, 2011
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someone who is loud petty spreads rumors and is dramatic
omg its that bitch Alyssa!
by girlygirl17347356 October 10, 2017
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a alyssa is a hoe who is a bitch and she will fuck your husband and your kids will call her mommy two . alyssa is the girl you want to kill. don’t mess with a alyssa
alyssa ruined my life and now my ex won’t lay me child support
by niftyfiftykitties March 9, 2019
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Has a 3in tall temper and only has fun in a book, online (alone!), or at the pool!
Today Alyssa punched me in the stomach!
by Valeria Cheera Cook June 18, 2018
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Can be very self-centered at times, but also a very intelligent individual. She can disagree with your opinion most all times, but pushing all of that aside she is genuinely a kind hearted person and friend.
Alyssa always disagrees with others
by Honesty is key April 4, 2017
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