the most annoying girl who will call herself fat when SHES CLEARLY NOT. she is funny and has a pet rat. she is ceo of doing hair wraps and playing the ukulele. she had one meal a day and is starving at 3 am. she lives in the woods and has frogs in her pool. is attractived to boys that look like dolphins.
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The most F-ing disgusting girl in the world. Usually covers her face in make-up just to hide all the acne. It doesn't help though because an Alysse is just another definition for the most rat looking, fat looking, stupidest blonde, who THINKS she is cool. Usually has a boyfriend who cheats on her constantly because she isn't lovable but demands things. NEVER have what you call an Alysse in you life & if you do KICK HER OUTTA YOUR LIFE FOR GOOD....!
Rob: Isn't that make-up SUPPOSE to cover up you acne..?"
Terry: "That's what you call Alysse. Most ugliest person in the world!"
Terry: "That's what you call Alysse. Most ugliest person in the world!"
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