Piss in my asshole

to piss in someones asshole, possibly a sign of anger or a sick joke

dude i just Shit on your dick now you piss in my asshole

by DATDAMNMEXICAN October 28, 2010

ashlee

a beautiful girl who goes by the name of ashlee; ashl33t; ashlee bear; or ashree. Everyone loves her and alot of people even wish they were her.

carly: i wish i were you ashlee
ashlee: but you're great being just you carly
carly: awwwww, you're so beautiful ashlee. i truely wish i could be you *sadface + emotear*

by cizzarly April 28, 2007

Ashlea

One of the sexiest girls i have ever known. Hot ass hell in bed in will forever be on your mind. She is known to love the weeds and is one down bitch.

Dammmmm did you see Ashlea today. Fuck.
Me and Ashlea smoked a blunt on 420 day.
Damm that Ashlea is one hell of an executive entertainment coordinator.
That Ashlea rocked my shit like a boss.

by One hung low December 10, 2013

talk like a man with a paper asshole

to reply to a query in a foolish or stupid manner

when i asked him, he started to talk like a man with a paper asshole.

by bob magrann June 26, 2007

ashlee simpson

Jessica Simpsons little sister. Is hated by legions of people because she got caught lip-syncing on SNL. Was then booed at the Orange bowl. Had and Mtv show that roped in millions of pre-teens and alowed her CD to go platinum. In her music video she hires "cool" people with mohawks and piercings to runaway froom the police to see her secret underground concert. She's hilarious. I hope she never stops singing.

Ashlee Simpson. Its funny. Really.

by billy_liar13 September 7, 2008

asshole

Anyone who isnt you.

That asshole
your an asshole
IM SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES
Their are assholes everywhere!!!

by Rockstarplayer1 January 6, 2008

Asshole Collar

A type of shirt where the Collar and possibly the Cuffs are white and the body of the shirt is colored (blue, etc). Originated from the desire to be seen as both "White Collar" and aware of fashion trends. Predominantly worn by investment bankers, asshole bosses, frat boys, and those who wish to display, but do not actually have, money.

Notable perpetrators include: Bill Lumbergh (Office Space) and Ken Lay (Enron)

That guy wore his Asshole Collar out to the bar with jeans, what a douche.

I started my new job today and I could tell my boss will be a real prick by his Asshole Collar.

Look at those frat boys wearing Asshole Collars as if they had a job and didn't live off mommy and daddy.

by Camelsah October 28, 2009