apolojob

An apology by way of blowjob.

A girl at my party last night broke a glass, so she gave me an apolojob!

by CASEYFROMBIGBEAR June 30, 2011

Aporkalypse

the day an army of swines will rise and attack the earth or swines drop from the sky like atomic bombs.

Aporkalypse is currently not available.

by porkhead October 17, 2011

apoca-noob

one that clearly has not considered how to survive the coming zombie apocalypse, will make noise in built-up areas, will drive car into heavy traffic, will take the tunnel

Rick is such an apoca-noob in the TV show, I can't wait for them to catch up with bad-ass rick from the comics.

by ddude119 October 18, 2011

Apostrophal comma

A comma that gives the sense that a proper noun used as an intensifier will follow, but acts as an apostrophe because the intensifier is omitted.

You, John Doe, should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.

You, (apostrophal comma) should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.

by ellebane October 23, 2011

apocalepsy

Apocalepsy is a mental, emotional or physical state that results from people's belief in apocalyptic foretelling, such as the Apocalypse. The state is noted by mental and/or physical rigidity, or convulsions with loss of rational thought, along with the inability to recognize alternative explanations for the fate of the world. Evidence of apocalepsy is found when large numbers of people adapt their behavior to calendar dates foretelling the end of the world, the coming of aliens, the coming of God or other metaphysical spirits, and often coincide with the writings of a religious sage or ancient author, such as Nostradamus or the Mayan calendar. Its frequency and intensity vary with social unrest, economic upheaval, and other situations where people think major, calamitous changes are the likeliest solution for the state of the world. This condition usually subsides among the afflicted individuals once the appointed date passes.

Those folks at the revival tent go through fits of apocalepsy every time a new preacher predicts the end times.

by Dr.Funkenbass January 2, 2012

Apocaboomers

The millions of babies conceived on December 21, 2012 and born nine months later in June 2013.

My parents thought the world was going to end so they didn't use a condom, instead they created just 1 out of 500,000 Apocaboomers.

by FutureDef January 2, 2012

Apolojaculate

The apology you spit and sputter out in a drunken stupor for all the stupid things you did in a drunken stupor.

I really ... I really ... Lemme start again ... Is that my drink or yours ...ah, wa'ever ... Now, likeIwuzsayin ... I r-e-a-l-l-y ... Wanna apolojaculate for drawing penishes all over yer gramma. I know a wake'sshupposhed to be a soblum, a sawmun, a really soluminate thing. Luv ya man.

by Oneto36 August 9, 2012