Coach Tony may be the sexiest man alive. He is a pro golfer who is proud of both of his kids, his oldest one especially because he plays and starts on varsity basketball. He is only adressed as coach because of his dominance and if you ever call him by just tony he will assert 100% power and have more control than thanos and blow up the entire multi-verse. In his prime he was 3 feet 26 inches tall and 220lbs all muscle, all varsity sports. Everyone wishes he were their dad.
by Honey nut on ur mom February 6, 2019
Get the coach tony mug.When a great game is going on and you ruin it because you can't back a way from a moving football; worse than a Bill Buckner: someone deserving to get cut from a NFL football team: an idiot: someone adored by one team's fans and wanted to get shot by another team's; someone really stupid
Fan 1: "Wow did you see that game last night he pulled a total Tony Carter"
Fan 2: "I know right, it was awful I want to kill him"
Fan 1: "Tony Carter is worse than Bill Buckner"
Fan 2: "I know right, it was awful I want to kill him"
Fan 1: "Tony Carter is worse than Bill Buckner"
by sir selfie November 24, 2013
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Get the Tony Sanchez mug.Your a fucking cunt with no life and you hit everyone who looks at you the wrong way, and you watch too much porn
by Itsdashawnclown April 10, 2022
Get the Tony Burchardi mug.She will kick your ass. It even said it in tony's instagram story! Watch your ass cause she's probably gonna kick it!
by Rheumatism May 12, 2020
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Get the Tony psycho mug.guy1: hey did you pull a tony parker on my wife?
guy2: no of course not, you are my bro
guy1: then why did my wife pussy taste like your dick
guy2: no of course not, you are my bro
guy1: then why did my wife pussy taste like your dick
by fassdasdf December 7, 2021
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