porch penguin

Penguin that sits on your porch, definetly not racist slang.

Bunners porch penguins are not racist because they are both black and white.

by Candy179 September 24, 2021

penguin sly choke

When others look tired so you help them sleep

My girlfriend looked tired so I gave her the ol' penguin sly choke her ass out.

by Penguin sly March 21, 2021

fairy emperor penguin 🐧

Jared Klein’s official pet name

If only my pet name was as cool as Jared’s. His is fairy emperor penguin 🐧.

by God3825 October 6, 2022

Penguin

when your dick is almost straight up in a erection.

Dude1 damn he got da penguin
Dude2 that penguin rivals mt everest

by Sir of Steel February 8, 2020

Part time penguin

A man or woman who is willing to glide swing) both ways depending on the economical and geographical conditions

Damn bro did you hear Emilee and Rachel were getting busy with a coat hanger? My dude she’s really a part time penguin.

by Ppleater69 February 25, 2023

Sketchy Penguin

The style of walk that one performs towards the restroom after sharting in his/her pants.

Check out that chick doing the sketchy penguin! I wonder if she's touching cloth...

by bpennn April 28, 2011

penguin

someone who has their feet turned the wrong way

haha! look at Johnny! he's almost walking backwards because he's such a penguin

by suziepoo December 1, 2019