TUESDAYS

The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)

Gary- “I just wanna die”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man, just how it be”

by AgLet- August 11, 2019

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Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.

It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.

by inx13 July 21, 2022

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Hard Tuesday

Hard Tuesday, a company established on Snapchat on October 10th, 2022, and now thriving on Instagram as "@hardtuesdayofficial," epitomizes weekly jubilation through hard images of friends embracing life, creating a shared sense of camaraderie and celebration amid the workweek's demands.

This Hard Tuesday is going to go crazy!

by Ashlyngonk February 12, 2024

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Big Gay Tuesday

The day when it is gay to not be gay. On this national holiday everyone is gay for a day.

Joe asked Candice "why aren't you gay today?".
Candice replied "Oh crap, I totally forgot it was Big Gay Tuesday!".

by Big fat biden February 8, 2022

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Token Tuesday

A very dangerous event that takes place every Tuesday that you have gym last block where you take a lot of edibles with three other friends and see what happens

Yo I was geeking last token Tuesday’s

by Toke master Johnson October 22, 2023

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