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jason bourne'd

To disappear to someone's knowledge from the face of the earth without notice. When you wake up with a girl and erase all of your information from her phone to the fullest, block every form of social media, and then speed off. To block someone from every form of contact (unless they attempt so by extreme measure) from your life. To totally vanish and dispatch someone or a group of people from your life. Really useful when that Tinder chick turns out to be a psycho.
1. Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night, but in the morning she was a total bitch. I Jason Bourne'd her ass. She doesn't even remember my name.
by deltacharlie357 July 11, 2016
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Jason Phase

An ancient, historical myth that everyone, even men, go through a phase of liking someone named 'Jason'
Girl 1: Who do you like?
Girl 2: Jason, but he's way too hot for me and i have no chance with him :$
Girl 1: Oh, don't worry, everyone has a Jason Phase.
by hathatyagc September 19, 2011
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jason ferguson

Ex-Defensive tackle for the Eagles and Dallas cowboys. Traded in 07 to the Dolphins. Replaced in Dallas by Tank Johnson. Jason Ferguson's a dynamic player that grows weaker with age.
Who starts on DT for Miami?

Man, you know thats Jason Ferguson
by The M.T. May 21, 2008
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Jason Ass

Something that would says extreme hunger, especially after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
“Man, I’m so hungry I can eat a Jason ass.
by Kw8899 June 26, 2021
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mike jason

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
Imagine waking up to the default name temp-5438345 and realizing you forgot to do a Mike Jason last night
by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019
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yandere Jason

yandere Jason is a boy that has a yandere soul in his. he will not be yandere unless there love is close in a 16 feet radius he will do every thing even if it means cutting someone in half with a frizzing gardening saw.
Yandere Jason will do anything for his love. Yes that includes throwing you off of a frizzing school building.
by sylveonmaster January 15, 2019
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jason gordon

Ayo you see Jason Gordon he's literally just a vibe bro
by Tetro November 19, 2019
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