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American Dad

A show that you watch at 1AM because nothing else is on and it repeats but you keep watching because it’s too early to masterbate and watch porn. Is occasionally funny and addictive to watch.
“Did you watch American dad last night?”

“Yeah”

“Lol remember when Steve attacked that wolf?”

“No”
by SirNigelHarrisFookingtonThe3rd September 3, 2019
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dad roulette

3 or more men ejaculate into a bowl. The semen is then whisked up and poured into a lube bottle and said lube bottle is used on an unsuspecting victim. The loser is who ends up being the father.
Mike, Steve and James came over last night and played dad roulette with Jennifer from down the road.
by Rufluz April 6, 2016
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American Dad

When the boy sticks his chin up her ass while she sucks him off and they both try to sing the intro to American Dad.
Friend: I just did the American Dad with Susie last night.
by fartheadpeebutt October 19, 2019
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Cams Dad

When your friend has a really hot dad with a massive chode
"Wow that guys is definitely Cams Dad
by mrmanbot July 12, 2021
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My dad

He is gone.
Me: "I wonder how much child support my dad owes my mom?"
by BestieBAKAbae May 13, 2021
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mexican dad

Mexican Dad: "I DIDNT CROSS THAT BORDER FOR NOTHING PINCHE VIEJA"
by Lenkesh May 3, 2018
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dad boss

A man who strives for greatness in all duties pertaining to being a dad. He works hard to provide for his family financially, helps out with household chores even after working all day, plays with the kids, and is attentive to the needs of his family. He is willing to make sacrifices so that his family can have a better life in the future. He owns being a dad. He owns being a boss about it. He is committed to becoming better every day for himself and for his family.
His wife called him a total dad boss after he successfully managed to make dinner, get the kids to bed, rub her feet, and then find time for himself to finish up some work.
by Dad Boss June 8, 2017
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