Yo, remember that beard0 I was googley-eyed over last week? Turns out he was just beard-hot.
I finally found an old picture of his babyface. So sad I know this. Not hot anymore.
I finally found an old picture of his babyface. So sad I know this. Not hot anymore.
by xpineapplex July 12, 2015
by Eggwin The Oddly Shaped Egg February 28, 2017
by Shoehorn75 June 21, 2018
The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.
by Grumpy bear 69 May 08, 2020
by Greenbriar29 March 08, 2023
by gingey b! December 30, 2008
Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.
Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.
by bentslightly August 02, 2022