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Dries Road Head

When you are driving home from Prep, and pass by the Urban Cowboys whilst L. Dries is giving you road brain.
TJM III - “Yo, Dries! Look out the window it’s the urban cowboys!”

Dries - *mumbling* “I can’t bro, I’m giving you Dries road head!”
by Dreiser Dave May 3, 2023
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Cheerio Head

A rare instance where you meet up with a girl and she consists of lips dryer than a Popeyes biscuit. She then proceeds to give you head as the small cracks of scab shavings fall onto the tip of your dick like Cheerio dust.
Damn bro, Nina gave me the driest fucking head I’ve ever had. Dryer than the Sahara dessert. That shit was so dry I’d go as far as to call it Cheerio Head. Her alien titties sure as hell didn’t make up for anything either.
by SkuhLover69 May 27, 2025
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Popped balloon head

A person with a head so disshaped it resembles that of a popped balloon.
“Ere Hoiker, who’s doing the see-off on that jet?”

Hoik-hoik “popped balloon heads going out in ten mins to do it and turn that fuel into freedom” hoik-hoik-nod-nod
by Jizzy G-Dogg November 5, 2018
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dogs head pillow

that dog across the road you feel like puntung into the sun because he thinks he is a shark that eats everything and his eyes are bigger then his buttcheeks.
by himsyboy April 8, 2022
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Boar’s Head

When you’re giving someone with a mushroom dick a blowjob. Because porcine are excellent at finding truffles.
Girl, his dick was so disappointing I had to give him boar’s head. I was rooting around in that bush to find the truffle.
by Chezwegs May 28, 2019
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Head-Hush-Up

An insulting phrase; which in of itself is as well a Title. In layman's terms to use this phrase is to confer the postion of being the foremost authority of shutting the fuck up.

*Can also be used with positive intent, like the way rappers use "bitch" in their songs, as if to say this person is the foremost authority on getting people to shut the fuck up*
"You really the Head-Hush-Up."
"Is that the Head-Hush-Up i hear?"
"Head-Hush-Up, whats your job again?"
by MICHEAL-MORI September 19, 2024
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