off my ritz

High as hell

“yooo I’m off my ritz rn”

“ yea lmao I was off my ritz last night”

by Cpbartwtylt13 February 15, 2018

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Jack-off-lantern

The act of finding a jack-o-lantern, and fucking it. Typically done by 14-18 year old horny boys during the halloween season.

This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.

Jesus fuck dude, this is how low you'd go? Doing the jack-off-lantern? Just do the pringles can thing, you sick fuck. Kids are watching.

by BrowntonioBrown July 6, 2023

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Off the CHEESE

Totally mind blowing amazing.

If Chanel asks me to direct a campaign, that shit will be off the CHEESE.

by Fashion Week News on Facebook May 28, 2019

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Pissed Off Dragon

when after sexual intercourse with a partner you take a shit in their back and smear it all over their body

man me and amy did a pissed off dragon last night and it was awesome.

by Psyclouse March 9, 2022

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off the patty

High off opioids e.g. perc

She's high off the patty and will do anything for the opp

by ADOT156 May 26, 2022

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Mac'ing Off

Another word for phubbing, mac'ing off is an expression for when someone chooses to pay attention to their phone instead of the people around them, likening the action to jacking off.

I was trying have a conversation with Matthew but he was mac'ing off in the corner surfing Instagram.

by Betsy R. R. September 27, 2017

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