Dirty Hamil

When your significant other is sitting on the toilet like a throne barking commands at you when you're in the other room and you've had enough so you come in the bathroom and smack him across the face once with each hand then kick him in the shins, then as you are running away (not sure why you would run away because he's stuck on the toilet) he throws poop at you and then jerks off that's the dirty part.

You commit a Dirty Hamil when your significant other is sitting on the toilet like a throne barking commands at you when you're in the other room and you've had enough so you come in the bathroom and smack him across the face once with each hand then kick him in the shins, then as you are running away (not sure why you would run away because he's stuck on the toilet) he throws poop at you and then jerks off that's the dirty part.

by silent g June 5, 2013

The Dirty Balloonist

verb • When you fart into a woman's vagina.

She was trying to cuddle up behind me in bed this morning so I gave her the dirty balloonist.

by Red Rocket Express June 8, 2013

Dirty Bog

(Noun): A detestable person that is generally unattractive and overly sexually promiscuous. Dirty Bogs often attach them selves with more attractive people so they can feel better about them.

slut skank bog rat whore man whore

Jim: Dude, I just got laid by Casey.
Joe: Aw sick, she's a dirty Bog. Were you drunk or something?
Jim: Yes...

by 5283 June 10, 2013

dirty bed

Commonly referred to when an over weight male has a weak boner and is then sat on by his fat wife in bed. This causes him to take a giant shit from the excitement, resulting in a duo of snow angle activity in the pile of excess body fluids.

I was in the middle of a porn video, when my grandmother called me asking if i could wipe her ass cause she's so fat she can't reach around. My wife Judy jumped on my 2 inch junk, causing an instant dirty bed.

by MethDuck February 21, 2014

dirty trails

When someone inserts a toy truck into their partner's anus, then removes it and then rolls it up their back, leaving a dirty trail of tire marks along their spine.

"No more dirty trails tonight! We've run out of hot wheels!"

by ChaoticallyAngelic April 29, 2014

dirty vegetable

The act of engaging in coitus and, while in the midst of passion, the male defecates in his hand, pulls his penis out, rubs the excrement on his erect penis, and places it back inside the females vagina.

I gave her my dirty vegetable on Saturday, she didn't even know! My hand smelled like farts for 3 days.

by owlbattle May 14, 2014

dirty cupholder

A vile woman who rents herself out to anyone who comes her way. Like that of a cupholder in a public area that everyone has put their drink in.

Jenny has been running around town with every guy like a dirty cupholder.

by Steeple Dave April 29, 2014