National Short Health Day

Actively wishing bad health and a short life to people.

"Happy National Short Health Day! Get worse soon."

by catrasleftkidney October 25, 2022

National ginger retaliation day

Gingers now can defend themselves from the beating that happened the day before without ANY repercussions and can only be used on the people that attacked them the day before

"Hey, remember National kick a ginger day?"
"Yeah?"
"Now it's national ginger retaliation day so prepare to suffer!"

by _ReigningGinger_ December 12, 2023

National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult him to the fullest extent and show no mercy for absolutely no reason on this specific day on the 22nd of july

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "skunky stonky"

by coreguy July 22, 2024

National Bully May Day

National Bully May Day is a day where everybody gets to bully May and no one questions it. May 18th is national bully May Day

Today is National Bully May Day.

by MasterScrewer2000 May 18, 2025

National suck it day

Whatever you ask to he sucked will be sucked

Hey jersey suck my dick its national suck it day

by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020

National confess to your crush Day

Everyone has to tell their crush they like them on May 19! If you don't, then you're not in respect of our country. 😒

"dude! did you hear that Alex confessed to Paige's mom he likes her?!"

"well yeah duh, its national confess to your crush day."

by wowzahhhhh May 17, 2025

National Fuck A Friend Day

Beat down the dunnies with a buddy👍

Wsg mamacita, you know what day it is right???
National Fuck A Friend Day.

by TheUrbanBBC June 27, 2023