Ruby T Sex

When you are fucking Your best friends mom and you grandma joins to help finger there mom also means you are super lesbian and would like to fuck any girl

Ruby T: Hey Granny help me "Ruby T sex"
With *best friends mom name*

Granny:of cause hottie

by Lily Derulo September 19, 2021

sofa sex knee

Injury incurred whilst making love on a sofa

Dude why are you hobbling?
I have sofa sex knee from shagging my women whilst my best friend hid in the bedroom

by AtomicJay May 4, 2021

rocket powered sex

when a man rams into another mans anus and the shit spills out and launches them

did you hear about adam? His rooms covered in shit because of the rocket powered sex hes been having

by Rocket sex July 4, 2020

National Sex Day

November 20th. National Sex Day is where you and a consenting individual have sex for the day.

Wow it’s National Sex Day! Are you ready to fuck?

by longdickedorange November 20, 2020

ball slapping sex

ball slapping sex is the act of having your balls slap against your sexual partner whilst having intercourse.

yo man last night I had ball slapping sex with your sister!

by Ball-eater-man January 6, 2021

subliminal sex message

A sly underhanded satanic gesture spawned by women and rarely picked up by guys, who are too busy looking at their boobs to interpret anything they are saying.

Omg, so I was crazy horny and my vag was super thirsty, so I went around to all the guys at work and made every possible subliminal sex message I could think of, and no one showed up at my house later that night! So, I had no choice but to revert to overt sex messages and wear a bikini top to work the next day AND ONLY THEN everyone showed up at my house (even the boss!!) and we had an amazing orgy. Guys these days!, omg!

by Bad C dev May 13, 2022

Mentally sex fucked

When your a virgin and your friend reminds you of the other living things have gotten laid before you have.

Peter: man i just really want to get my self a girl its so lonely sometimes.

Tom: yea, are you aware that my dog got laid before you haha he banged this poodle other day.

Also my little sister porked this bushy haired kid down the street lol

Peter: Re-really? *sigh*

Tom: yeah, that old fart Mr. Bradley even got laid, he fucked that 19 year old with the big tits i heard after school lol

Peter: okay man enough dont gotta turn the knife

Tom: and one more thing you know youve been mentally sex fucked when you hear this... your little brother banged zoey at my house 2 weeks ago haha and hes 4 years younger than you.

by Hatingthisday September 27, 2020