A billionaire man-child who throws tantrums at the slightest criticism, bans anyone who bruises his fragile ego, and plays the victim while wielding unchecked power. Often cosplays as a genius visionary but behaves more like a Reddit mod on a power trip. Loves "free speech" until it applies to him.
👤 "I called Elon 'The First Baby,' and he banned me within minutes."
👤 "Dude, did you see Musk's meltdown over that article? Classic First Baby move."
👤 "Billionaires sure love playing First Baby when the criticism hits too close to home."
👤 "Dude, did you see Musk's meltdown over that article? Classic First Baby move."
👤 "Billionaires sure love playing First Baby when the criticism hits too close to home."
by anonymous February 23, 2025
Get the First Babymug. a baby born with any number of maladies caused by the fact that the mother is 39 and has spent the last 25 years polluting her eggs with alcohol or other illicit substances.
can you believe Rebekka is pregnant again? than that bitch gonna have a pickled egg baby after all the shit she do.
by jamcam79 March 11, 2024
Get the pickled egg babymug. by tollielicker November 24, 2023
Get the caity babymug. by guy from the twin cities September 28, 2023
Get the Baby Milk Snatchermug. by Stray kids stay February 24, 2022
Get the baby changbinmug. by Lazy Pro August 28, 2021
Get the Liquor Babymug. Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL
by The best person obvi April 26, 2024
Get the Bald Poo Poo Babymug.