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ass groomer

A professional that deals with the aesthetics of the gluteal region. This is largely a male-dominated profession. Their services are in high demand in this increasing vain U.S. society. Ass grooming boutiques exist in trendy areas such as Seattle, Miami, and Providence, RI.
Bob: Hey Greg... nice ass!

Greg: Thanks man, I just got it done by the ass groomer on 13th and Main.

Bob: Word!
by Quincy Wilson March 31, 2009
mugGet the ass groomermug.

blank-ass

Blank-ass people would never understand the humor of a meat dress.
by TooManyWords May 7, 2017
mugGet the blank-assmug.

ass eater

when your are having hard sex then he starts to play baby shark and pinches your ass
"he is such a ass eater"
"he started playing baby shark and pinching my butt"
by irishbro0onYouTube January 28, 2019
mugGet the ass eatermug.

Serie Ass

Is what the top flight of Italian Association Football is colloquially called on twitter after the decline of the league in recent years.
Even the Bundesliga is lightyears ahead of broke Serie Ass.
by Abdul-Akeed February 22, 2023
mugGet the Serie Assmug.

Bitch ass

You look like a bitch ass and whoever reads this just remember your a bitch ass
by HungryPiglet October 26, 2019
mugGet the Bitch assmug.

Ass sticking

The act of putting chopsticks up someone’s ass
Greg: I ended up ass sticking Stacy last night

David: Good for you knobhead
by DockedDickMan November 5, 2020
mugGet the Ass stickingmug.

The Ass eater

The ass eater is a commonly used term for the serial rectum licker of houston texas back in 1988 who's named Isaiah Flaschke. He was a night predator who ate EVERYONES ass. No one was safe if you were within 28 miles of him. He won 3 Presidential awards for bravery during his time in iraq where he licked roughly 458 bootyholes on the field risking his life each and every time to incapacitate enemy soldiers. he genuinely couldn't stop so after his discharge in 1994 he travels the usa eating ass, escaping police custody and even kept a collection of bootyflakes as a momento of his ass eating habit.
You look like "The ass eater" bro
*Continues to cum on the floor in anger*
by F a x February 23, 2021
mugGet the The Ass eatermug.

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