Shoot The Dog

The act of losing your shit that does not actually involve shooting dogs

Taryn: Lyndsey said your pee pee is small in Spanish
Willie: SHOOT THE DOG

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

The Cat-Dog

When one "man" pulls his foreskin over another penis. Essentially making a finger puzzle

If I catch you trying the Cat-Dog again ,I'll spray you with the hose!

by Goose 253 January 11, 2021

dog bestfriend

Someone you love uncontrollably and give the most attention than anyone. Someone you tell all your secrets and knowing they won't tell. Someone you would do anything for because you love them so much. Someone who will always be your best friend even if they got their ass slapped when they pissed on the floor. And someone who you spend the most money to keep them healthy and adorable.

Hammie is my Dog bestfriend

by Lovesfogs April 6, 2017

Dog

Something that is really bad
To describe a noun as bad or not the best.

Bro the nacho fries dip you had me eat were dog.

Bruh what kind of dog book is that, everyone important died after the first 40 pages.

Bruh why are you so dog at this game?

by SamJam24 October 2, 2020

Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking

Phrase to discretely say sex in relation to another person.

“Do you hear that noise over there”

“Yeah it sounds like some Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking”

“No I think they’re just having sex”

by Trentavious August 13, 2023

corn dog

National corn dogg day! It’s the day to go to ur local carnival and shove a corn dog up ur rear end! Very delicious and fun!

person 1: hey do you know what day it is?!
person 2: no what day is it?
person 1: it’s national corn dogg day!Its the day where you shove corn dogs up ur buttocks !

by mac_daddy42069 January 7, 2020

Suki the dog

An urban legend about a dog who used to always scratch at doors and bother its owners. One day, the dog fell down the stairs. Weeks after, the dog started showing symptoms. The dog died of a seizure afterwards. Suki the dog haunts people who make fun of deaf and blind dogs who are losing hair, and also families who owned a pomeranian

Person 1: Ayo my computer turned on by itself last night
Person 2: oh my god..i think suki the dog is haunting you

by SuperbGamer8264 August 6, 2021