Spoilsbury Toast Boy

The Spoilsbury Toast Boy was a small child haunted by beetles. He lived with his grandmother until one fateful evening when she was murdered by an evil beetle. The beetles whispered in Toast Boy's ears and suggested he kill her and burn her nipples. When he went out to fetch her some Speckled Huckleberry Leaves, he returned to find her dead, her head burnt, slain by a monstrous beetle. The beetle continued to haunt the troubled child and add to his insanity, until 'good beetles' suggested they come to their apartment where they would 'fix' him with their Brain-Fixing Machine. The Toast Boy accepted, but on arriving, was brutally murdered by the beetles' machine. There could me a moral or hidden meaning to this story, but it is too deep for anyone to work out.

"Come here... grandmpa wants to give you a big kiss! ...real sploppy..."

by Belzedar Tunn June 4, 2005

frat boy

THEY MAKE GIRLS GO LOCO AND SCREAM LALALA BC THEY R SO HOT AND TAN AND THEY PARTY HARD AND ARE JERKS AND I LOVE JERKS AND GIRLS LOVE JERKS AND THEY WEAR SNAPBACKS AND LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC THAT SUCKS BUT ITS OK BECAUSE THEY ARE HOT EVERYTHING THEY DO THAT IS QUESTIONABLE IS OK BC THEY ARE HOT PLUS THEY ARE YUMMY (trust me bc one time i had one fried and taste a little better than chicken)

frat boy: ayeeee girl i love this song (starts jumping up and down with red solo cup in hand while he stares at ur bottom while u dance)

girl: I LOVE U!!!!!!!

by Jill LovesFratBoys January 4, 2014

Game Boy Advance

The Leading Cause of Childhood Bankrupcy

I Spent all of my money on games for my Game Boy Advance

by Giygas27 April 22, 2011

white boy flirting

A type of flirting done via texts or tinder mainly by white boys in high school/college, hence the name. Characteristics include:

-Initiating "the question game"/20 questions

-Winking emojis

-"What would you do if I was there with you?"

-Asking for nudes

-Instant change of attitude when faced with rejection

Girl 1: So he wanted to play 20 questions with me and the first thing he asked was if I was a virgin, then he wanted to see my tits, then when I said no he turned around and called ME a whore! Does he honestly think anyone would respond well to that???
Girl 2: Textbook example of white boy flirting...

by lightning_troubadour January 29, 2015

soft e boy

it’s like Soft boy And E Boy had a baby You have Soft e boy

1 girl: I Want a Soft e boy boyfriend ;((

2 Girl: what the fuck is that???

1Girl: it’s like Soft boy and E Boy Mixed to together duh!!

by Peepeeweed May 5, 2019

Sixth Grade Boy

A bitchy ass boy who plays sports and dresses like a FHUCKING HIGHLIGHTER AND THINKS CALLING PEOPLE “retarded” and “autistic” is a good roast.

that sixth grade boy that looks like a highlighter just called that girl “autistic”.

by Daboizzz September 8, 2019

nappy boy radio

Chris Brown and T-Pain’s radio station

Yo, this is nappy boy radio here live with your boy T-Pain

by ItsYaPapi October 12, 2017