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the card off

I lost my banking statements all finances unexpectedly included.
It's the card off I lost credit expenses now I have to consolidate. I'm a cancelled client
by bebosmittyy September 25, 2010
mugGet the the card offmug.

Set-It-Off

When something accentuates or enhances the appearance of an object or thing.
Your clothes really set-it-off today!
by CaaChad79 June 25, 2022
mugGet the Set-It-Offmug.

drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram May 31, 2016
mugGet the drive-by jerk offmug.

fuckered off

"Fuckered off" is a descriptive term for any person, place, thing that has obviously been ransacked by methamphetamines and/or methamphetamine users , and needs a nap and/or a tune up.

"That car was entirely fuckered off after Carl and Danny never started or finished, and worked on it for 3 days.
"Dude! You are so fuckered off. You look like you're fighting a Zombie apocalypse...and you're talking to my shadow..take a fucking nap!"

"That car was entirely fuckered off after Carl and Danny never started or finished, and worked on it for 3 days.
by anonymous April 27, 2022
mugGet the fuckered offmug.

hop off wood

a saying used to tell someone to stop dickriding
you getting me mad tight right now hop off wood
by transgenderer July 9, 2022
mugGet the hop off woodmug.

Macked Off The Shart

When you smack that yart so much that you fart and shit at the same time
by swpp11 May 19, 2025
mugGet the Macked Off The Shartmug.

jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.
I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.
by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014
mugGet the jerking off with happinessmug.

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