fuck baby

A child that was conceived between 2 people while at least one of the parents are in a relationship with someone else.

Synonyms: affair child, love child

"I won't accept her. You did what you wanted & had the fuck baby, now you have to deal with it."

by Blatter21 April 18, 2024

Mississippi Mud Baby

A big ass turd that's extremely long and wide. Trying to poop it out feels like giving birth to a baby

"Bruh, Justin left a Mississippi Mud Baby in the toilet now its fuckin' clogged man!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

splurt baby

A baby born when sperm leaks from the anus to vagina post anal. Can be prevented by wearing an anal seepage tampon.

I wore an anal seepage tampon so I wouldn’t have to give birth to a splurt baby in 9 months.

by Submissiveslave661 November 25, 2022

Baby maker

Is a legendary smg in borderlands 2 but called the ivf in pre sequel

Bro i just got the legendary baby maker from a loot chest

by Bigdickgamer November 4, 2019

Baby

Laura , a cute but useless little thing.

Yes. Baby = Laura

by Takashy October 11, 2019

cement baby

Anything that needs care 24/7 but you cannot take it anywhere. It stays where it is all the time and you orbit around it.

Our company’s website is a cement baby with comments and complaints coming in globally every day, all day.

by WriterGrrlNYC May 20, 2022

beat that baby

Beat that baby is a term used to basically say have sex. Mostly said by boys meaning “beat that pussy up”

Friend 1: What you doing tonight?
Friend2: Ima beat that baby.

by anonymous13926 December 22, 2019