Seedy Old Man

A man in his 30s and up who looks at younger girls (guys) with a eyes full of lust. Occasionally they will say "How you doing?" in a slurred and "sensual" way.

Jim Peng (32 year old guy): How you doing?

Girl (18 years old): Eww you seedy old man! Get away from me

by The messanger of truth January 21, 2011

poor man's bidet

When you're taking a shit in a public restroom and the size, mass, or shape of the shit is such that is causes an updward splash that reaches the genital or anal area.

bidet
A small low basin with taps, on which a person sits to wash their genital and anal areas.

Dan was using the restroom at Dodgers Stadium, and he dropped an ass bomb so large that it was like he was using a poor man's bidet.

by D. Jackson and M. Ward September 27, 2005

bye bye man

don't think it, don't say it.

"oh no! it's the bye bye man!"

by steeeeeeeevin January 18, 2017

man-gina

the male organ used to reproduce or to pleasure the vagina

"my wife love my man-gina deep inside her vagina"

by love2ride August 2, 2006

Double Penis Man

The single role model all real men wish they were and only a few can turn into.His abbilties include being able to have sex with 2 girls at one time and the ultra pimp hand which alows him to call both hands his pimp hand and keep them both strong! WORD!

Man #1- Man i wish i could take both Megan Fox and Kira Knightly at the same time
Man #2-What do you mean like have sex with them in the same room like first one then the other ?
Man #1- No like have two penises one in front and one in back and just sway back and forth with them on either side of me!
Man #2- Inorder to do that you would have to be "Double Penis Man"!!!!!!

by Double penis man September 19, 2009

Chi Chi Man

Homosexual

Manchester has alot of chi chi men

by NiggaNig October 27, 2003

doo-dah man

Literally, a backup singer who harmonizes with doo-dahs, doo-wops, shoop-shoops, sha-las, and the like--a minor figure, definitely not the lead singer. By extension, not the boss, kingpin or ringleader, but someone in the background, who "sings along", supports, assists, abets or worse.

The Chairman was calling the shots--everyone else was a doo-dah man.

by Dr. Foo May 17, 2009