National Freak Day

August 8th, A Day where all freaks can rejoice and celebrate with men / women alike

"Hey man it's national freak day you can do whatever you want"

by Ususuxu August 7, 2024

National Be Nice To Max Jamison Day!

Be nice to him.

Its National Be Nice To Max Jamison Day! Be fucking nice to him or die

by Hehfkdjehkeodue June 9, 2021

National Pregnant Wife Day

A day dedicated to the woman who puts up with all her husband's shenanigans. A woman who, although tired as fuck, still cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids and her crazy husband. A day to shower her with love and take her to the movies to see "The Unbreakable Boy"

"Hey man let's go hang out!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"

by Vedn March 28, 2025

National Jort day

National jort day is on may 26

person: What do i wear today?
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day

by Luckis gut May 26, 2022

National mondayween

Hey it’s National Mondayween; it’s Halloween on a Monday wear your scariest and freakiest Halloween costumes

David:hey it’s National Mondayween what costume you wearing to school today

by Dad Dae October 30, 2022

National risky text day on march 3rd

send someone a risky text on National risky text day on march 3rd

i just sent lily a text on National risky text day on march 3rd

by national days of the dictionar March 3, 2023

national grab ass day

national grab ass day is on October 28 where anyone can grab anyones ass

yo today is national grab ass day who's ass are you going to grab

by Mensur2135 October 27, 2019