Ball Ninja

Hawking golf balls from your unsuspecting playing partners golf bag.

Matt is the exemplary example of a true ball ninja. Dude just rips piss missiles off the tee and sometimes the fairway just runs out and they go OB. Pro V’s are better when they’re free.

by Mr. Doublay January 25, 2024

Big balls

I made sure they would fit in yo moms mouth

Choke on these Big Balls

by NoFatherFigure420 July 15, 2022

Eye Fucking Balls

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.

*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!

by Messy Garden November 4, 2023

ball broom

A gay man's mustache

Did you see the guy in the jeans shorts with the huge ball broom?

by mathmonkey March 11, 2009

Lint Ball

Word used to describe really annoying people from another country

I can't stand the new student from Britain, he's such a lint ball.

by TheMandarin123 January 26, 2016

`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`

`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`

`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Ball Warming

When a partner holds your balls in their mouth with no other actions to hopefully get a reaction!

I awoke to witness Mandy Ball Warming me, it was a strange sight and I was very confused! She said "This works for you, Yeah?" SO I took my balls out of her mouth and went home!

by Captain Tatertot October 23, 2023