Zach

Someone when u first meet him u Will wonder about him more anyone else sometimes. Zach is really interesting once u know What he.s like. HONESTly he is the most awesome and Amazing person i.v ever seen with the most breathtaking smile with eyes that lights up the sun...he has light brown curly hair and greyish light green eyes. He has big egos and the wild dreams to fly up in the sky ...while shooting bullets down or something. A virgo. When he finds out u.v had a crush on him..he catches the worst momment to tell u he knows by not saying anything...GINKS if he ever says tht it means Thankyou for everything u.v done to give me attention but the end is here ... ur a nice one over all ...Zach is like everyones fav but u know i gotta enjoy every momment with him cause there.s always gonna be a time when u regret not beING with him enough..apon the milkyway you.ll him again with his smile that lights up Mars and Jupiter.....₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄ᗣ‾᷅ )̧̢ ₎₎ i whopp u

Zach is a star tht comes when u need Someone u enjoy the most ...but he has to go when the time is here.....LOOOLLL FLY AWAY DICKS

by Beckyou skidushit (๑‾᷅^‾᷅๑elmo January 16, 2020

Zach Oder

Dwarf boy who likes touching mens thighs. He enjoys being rubbed. He wants Lou Williams up his ass. He gives chipmunk head. He looks like a chode. Zach is the next Effron. Zach Oder is the smartest chipmunk I've ever seen.

Zach Oder wishes he could marry Aiden.

by Lil Pey Pey May 10, 2019

Zach

A "Zach" is something funny.

my class called me zach after i put chlamydia blood stained glass in my teachers socks.

by gugir April 24, 2025

Zach

An alcoholic who caught an Afghanistan Slushy from a call girl, this man has cock size issues.

Guy 1: remember that guy from HR for Afghan Slushie ?

Guy 2: yeah I heard his name is Zach.

by Get real 23 April 30, 2025

Zach/Zachary

Zach/Zachary is a zesty lil biotch. Acts super fruity, but also has brainrot.

Amelia: Bro, did you hear Zach yelling “SKIBIDI!” yesterday?
Olivia: You mean the gay kid? Like Zach/Zachary?

by anonymous July 23, 2024

Zach

Zach is the type of guy you will meet and fall in love with without knowing. He is always there when you need him a d cares even though he doesn't act like he does. He will like you at one point but will move on quick so don't miss out. He will mess around with you even though he doesn't like you because he is just three to enjoy his life and make others amazing.

Zach's girl BFF: he is just my friend I like him nothing more than a friend.
Zach's girl BFF's mind: I love him so much

by Hideaway05 November 17, 2019

Zach

Z(ack)
Plural

Extremely hated by Ramzey and a generally annoying person.

EX:that kids so annoying
Ex:yeah he’s a Zach

by SneakySnek21 November 15, 2021