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Newstead Wood

Newstead Wood is the school for the "unique" and "interesting" girls who come from near and far to occupy the school.

Why? We do not know. We simply don't.

No were kidding, with such a beautifly constructed and well maintained building, who wouldnt want to go here. Specially since they added grey bars to the windows creating that stunning "prision effect." That ever school desires to have.

Not to mention the "sexy" green uniforms, with there frumpy jumpers and the, scottish kilt like, summer dresses which everyone is DYING to wear.
Unfortunetly it clashes with just about EVERY OTHER COLOUR ON EARTH!

All the year 9-11s have an unholesum wish to dye their hair ketchup red.
RANDOMER: Oh look! what is that red and green blob approaching in the distance? Will it eat us?

OTHER RANDOMER: No need to alarm its just a newsteadian from Newstead wood, and yes, it might eat us.
mugGet the Newstead Woodmug.

Wood Cutter

Wood(hard penis), Cutter(Emo/cuttter), so if you add them together, it is called a penis cutter. Which is not that good of a thing.
Ex. If your sex addict, who hates his life, should become a "Wood cutter." Because chances are that you have already cut everything else.
by The Big Fluff May 1, 2008
mugGet the Wood Cuttermug.

Wood Elf

Wood elf. A wood elf is a really short man that has a big dick that everyone expects to have a small dick.

Girl: Did you see that guy? He is a wood elf!
Guy: Were you cheating on me again?
Girl: Uh oh.
by KellyMan1212 June 1, 2018
mugGet the Wood Elfmug.

hood wood

a sexual experience that occurs on the hood of a car, especially from the male's point of view; a man having sex with a woman on the hood of her car
"Dude, I gave Missy some serious hood wood at the camp ground this weekend."
by Holly M S May 7, 2010
mugGet the hood woodmug.

Woods Hoods

An entirely new line of condoms Endorsed by of course Tiger Woods!!!.... With 12 to a pack!!!
Man Im expecting an all nighter with Tina I ned a pack of Woods Hoods!!!
by vinny125125 December 9, 2009
mugGet the Woods Hoodsmug.

Morning wood

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017
mugGet the Morning woodmug.

Do For The Woods

A term used by men 2 describe woman who are not particularly atrractive but they would be willing to have sexual intercourse with .
She would do for the woods
She ain't nuthin special but she'd do for the woods!
by Stolaka October 5, 2007
mugGet the Do For The Woodsmug.

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