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Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man

Yeah, bitch, I saw it. Better believe I saw it. I see everything.
Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2023
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He harasses women!

Who did I harass? This fucking goateed midget is OBSESSED with me! He's in love with me! Seriously! Joe, if you end up killing me for threatening you kids, make sure you send this guy my skin so he can finish the transformation, holy shit! His WHOLE LIFE is ABOUT me, dawg! This is wild! If you told me that he had some overies impanted in his prostate so that I could breed him.... I would believe you.
Hym "OOOOH! DEFENDER OF WOMEN! THAT GOLDEN CAMPION WE ALL NEED! HE'S DEFENDING WOMEN FROM HARASSMENT! Okokok, so listen... I'm at work last night, right? And this guy comes in claiming to have been assaulted, right? And my coworker starts freaking out on this guy. Screaming at him to get out. And his justification for it is 'He harasses women!' And it's like... You are a middle aged gas station worker and the fattest, grosses, baldest, fish-mouthed piece of shit on the planet. You are not 'defender of women.' He is just the worst fucking communist snitch you would ever fucking meet in your life. Thank whatever God you pray to that we aren't in Nazi Germany because this fucking guy would rat a Jew out for a... Sheckle? Is that the Jew money? It's always the fat fucks isn't it? Literally, the guy who is most invested in whether or not women are being harassed is the least attractive or fattest man in the room. 'He HaRaSsEs WoMeN!' Get the fuck out of here, fat-shit."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
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Women

Kill all women's
People with brain: yes!
Womens: nOoOoO tHaT SeXiSsSt

People with brain: fuck off slut!
by Wuwieuru July 26, 2024
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Women Are Drugs

Underscores the captivating nature of women, akin to a potent allure that becomes irresistible upon the first encounter. Their strength, resilience, and kindness create an addictive essence that emanates through their infectious energy and uplifting personalities. In essence, women possess qualities that, once experienced, leave an indelible mark, making it challenging to resist the desire for more.

This was created in 2015.
When I'm around her I just can't get enough, her smile, the way she laughs, her beauty, her lips, her eyes, the way she loves me, her personality, her hair, the way she smells, the way we kiss, the way we f**k, like I'm addicted and I know it. Bro, you said that about the lady you were with last week. I know, man ... women are drugs and I can't get enough.

The author beautifully explores the concept that women are like drugs, emphasizing their irresistible qualities, in a narrative that celebrates the perpetual inspiration drawn from their strength and kindness.
by @SauceAvenue November 27, 2023
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Women

Women are the female version of a man. exept they are sexy af. you cant get me wrong. i know all of you men out there are horny for women (unles your gay ofc )

Now stop reading and go get a life, because i know your here, 839484389573 year old men. now scram <3
Person 1: Woah, dude stop staring at women- their gonna think your a creep-

Person 2: i love Women. they are Beautiful and so is that one right there 😎

The Womans Boyfriend: Fuck off bitch
by R@nd0M_W3!rD0 :D April 13, 2022
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Women

A queen who deserves the world. ANY man must and shall bow down when they approach. Men must not fornicate in their presence .
OMG she is such a women.

Yes Sally.

I hate women so much.
WHY do all the good men go to women.

Guess we are not women.
by Ilovewomenwhentheyloveme November 6, 2022
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Women

A species of human that can’t decide were to eat and are very emotional there natural enclosure is the women's bathroom were they will group up to prove dominance over the other women
Look Johnny its a wild women
by Hitla9999 August 19, 2021
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