Williamsburg, Virginia

A place where there is a waffle house on literally every single street in the the city. The only thing thats actually fun to do, is to go to Busch Gardens.

*in williamsburg, virginia*

Him: Dude im cravin pancakes. lets go to that waffle house.

Me: WHICH ONE?!

by 1283 March 6, 2010

mike williams

criminal

bum

loser

named after the former receiver of the usc trojans, detroit lions, and most recently, the oakland raiders. mike williams gained word association with these less than glamorous words largely in part to the manner in which he stole millions of dollars from two nfl franchises while arriving late to nearly all team functions, sleeping through meetings, over-ingesting hostess snack foods and forgetting how to play the position of wide receiver.

"hey guys, we missed you at work yesterday. where were you?"

"aw man, i mike williams'ed a fifty out my moms purse, bought some mushrooms and took a day off."

"you man, i woke up, got high and mike williams'ed a whole box of little debbies. i was in no shape to come to work."

"you know mr ford fired you two idiots. what are you gonna do now?"

"shit, we was talkin'... we'll probably go down to the state building and see if we can get some food stamps. who needs work if you can get on the mike williams pay plan?"

by stu in the zoo December 9, 2008

Michelle Williams

The mother of Heath Ledger's love-child, Matilda. Talented actress, and a MILF.

Michelle Williams is one hot mamma.

by infuego11 April 26, 2006

williamaftonsexual

Someone that finds a fictional child-murderer sexually attractive. Williamaftonsexuals are usually under the age of 18, and often fantasize about the character "Springtrap" from the Five Nights at Freddy's series. If seen in public, williamaftonsexuals should be detained for their own safety.

Person 1: "I am a williamaftonsexual."
Person 2: "I am calling the police."

by Eggbert05 February 9, 2021

willie

willie is used to refer to penis. men call their penis willies in a lovely way!

in a condom commercial, Elton John says "wear a condom on your willie!"

by Williams Le April 22, 2006

Williamson

A wonderful little town in Wayne County bordering Sodus New York, Ontario New York and Marion New York. It is on Lake Ontario, and the closest city is Rochester New York. Everyone loves Williamson.

I would much rather live in Williamson that any other town in Wayne County.

by Chigglywiggly March 25, 2007

williamsport

Often referred to as "The Port," people don't appreciate this town nearly enough. It's usually not appreciated fully until someone leaves for college and comes back on some weekends, or if one has their driver's license and a lot of friends. A common phrase is "There's nothing to do in this town," But that is usually when the person cannot think of anything to do besides go to the mall after it's already closed. There is usually always a show (usually hardcore, emo, or punk) nearby, which everyone will flock to, whether it consists of big bands or local bands. The local band scene in Williasmport used to be huge, but has gone down quite a bit in the last 4 years or so. It's also referred to as "Little Philly" or "Willidephia" because of all the migrating of Philadelphia citizens to The Port a few years ago. All in all, people might make fun of The Port for being a small boring town, but you have to know how to fully appreciate just hanging out with your homies at Denny's at 3:00 in the morning. It's a tight brotherhood among some people, and isn't something to be messed with. Oh yeah they also have the Little League World Series.

The hardcore scene in Williamsport is huge.

Look at my new tattoo.
(reads tattoo) "Port, 570"
o word?

by B-fizz December 28, 2005