Wheaterism

Talking about something which does not exisit, i.e. bullshitting.

This has to be done in a literary context.
From the name Dr. Wheater, teacher of English.

Read obscure poetry, find a random sentence.
Extract absurd, yet apparantly intelligent, meaning for this sentence.

Shout "Wheaterism!"

by Nick Entwistle October 6, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

nuclear weapons, sporks, SARS, and, of course, computers.

"They have computers and OTHER weapons of mass destruction!!!" ~Janet Reno

by schiffypop September 3, 2003

Weapons of mass destruction

A grave and imminent threat to the security of our nation. And we thought the vampire unicorns were bad...

This example includes the words "weapons of mass destruction".

by Voidsoul August 24, 2008

Sweet Puffed Wheat

A cereal eaten as a kid by my jazz band director, Kackley. In accordance to the 2006 Jazz Band guide book, Page 1, Section 1, Subsection 1, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1, Line 1: Jazz band members are not to tell of any random stories told by Kackley during Jazz Band.

That's all I can tell you...

SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!!

(As me, Donnie, Nick, Justin, etc. are walking down the hall) SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!

by Jon (his awsomeness) September 30, 2007

weapons of mass destruction

Big ass boom

Bigger boom than when ya homie's house blew up

by Bizarre May 13, 2004

Murph weapon

cheap as vatos use these

vato 13

by Vato 13 M&M May 12, 2003

whap

when u strike someone from a foreign country for the sole reason that u believe that if u arent american u dont deserve to be hear.

marco: i love this country!
billy: get the hell outa here u son a bitch!!!! *smack*
bobby: dude that foreigner just got the shit whapped outa himself!!!

by samuel adams February 5, 2005