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Wanker

A funny way to say Jerk Off often used by the "British"
Friend 1 (British): He look at the Wanker,
Friend 2 (American): You mean jerk off you idiot!
by @THEGREYOStricH March 10, 2021
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wanker

people that call me a wanker
kate: your a wanker
alex: u just called me a wanker so ur the wanker
by notreal110392 October 4, 2022
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Passive Wankers (PW)

Look at that lesbian they must be Passive Wankers (PW)
by ILikeBoysjwjsna October 4, 2020
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Wanker.

Literally meaning masturbator. Just as a normal person would prefer to have sex with a partner, a wanker would have sex with themselves(i.e. wank) out of sheer self-love.
They display traits such as narcissism, vanity, arrogance, egotism, boastfulness and poser-ism.
Younger wankers are found driving hatchbacks with a $4000 stereo system in them or at universities (mainly arts students), trendy night spots and Starbucks.
Older wankers drive convertible Porsches that they can't really afford and talk loudly on their phones in public.
Female wankers put their lips in photos.
He calls himself by his own nickname. What a wanker!
She spent half the night taking selfies so she can put them on facebook so people thinks she has a social life. Wanker.
He posts pro-refugee stuff on facebook just to make himself look good. He's just a wanker!
He actually tells people how much money he makes. Total wanker!
by AntiWanker June 27, 2018
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didgeridoo wanker

someone that prefers getting wanked off by someone with long acrylic nails
i know a right didgeridoo wanker.. never getting it from me
by longnailednitch January 30, 2021
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Wanker

Donald Trump is a wanker.
by Baybosumoodace December 29, 2022
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Wiggly white wanker

A boy with floppy blonde hair that shows his inner sadness and how he longs to hang it’s often seen over one eye. He cries himself to sleep in secret every night but during the day acts arrogant and above everyone except the ones below him who he sarcastic teases. He also tries his best to like girls but is drawing to boys
by Jonah_creighton February 16, 2022
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