A non-existent wang is a illlusory dick usually found (well not really found because it is nonexistent) on lax brahs and farmers. instead of a juicy dick that should reside inbetween the tanned thighs of these whoreish creatures, it is a dick deprived crotch that longs for a wang, yet will never have one.
Crack addicts are usually attracted to these as well.
Crack addicts are usually attracted to these as well.
by xobiddiesxo June 28, 2010
Get the non-existent wangmug. 
after recieving head from a woman the man may proclaim "look behind you" and as she turns her head shove his wang in her ear. the result a cum and saliva filled ear that has been rendered useless for the rest of its existence
BLAMMMMM. i was struck in the ear with this massive schlong. i awoke to the bright lights of a hospital only to find i could no longer hear
by PISAN December 11, 2004
Get the wet wang willymug. by pillmanster March 25, 2009
Get the gang bang wangmug. by ToolHandle December 4, 2017
Get the california wang saucemug. is a person who love nature, She would love to SACRIFICE her sleep to finish her notes to help her student excel in her subject that she really enjoyed to teach, 'A Geography' she even gave an idea to held a great CAMPAIGN !! To save our earth!!! She usuallly look short wear spectacles with bangs and curly hair, she likes food from the canteen. She love to wear attire like a purple blouse and cheetah printed blouse.
by esraariffin November 26, 2021
Get the Wang Ying Yingmug. by Po-Tang January 23, 2015
Get the Woof Wang Slammug.