Vegan

Ancient tribal slang for village idiot that can not hunt, fish, or milk a cow.

He's not just the idiot he's the village vegan.

by Vegans are dying November 29, 2023

angry vegan

Usually a bus driver that only has barely any money and yells at innocent children. Usually ones named matt and Owen. She only eats vegetables but is yet still fat.

Awww. That bus driver is such an angry vegan

by Angry Vegan March 31, 2017

Vegan

Vegan is a word often used by a person who goes by the online name of "Blair".
It is often used as an insult towards another person.

blair: YOU FUCKING DONKEY LIPPED VEGAN TALBE CON ARTIST BITCH
dan: damn i felt that :(

by //Mr. Pumpkin Head\\ December 29, 2018

Vegan

Meat Cannibal.

Dude look at that vegan. What a cruel monster.

by The Pizza King_97 October 29, 2022

Vegan Shit

The annoying as fuck person who sits either next to you or across from you and will typically say things like. (They have all worn leather shoes at some point"

"It's that Vegan shit again!"

"This is what happens when you let a Vegan Shit in a nice place"

by Cancer Pie November 19, 2016

Vegan btw

something every vegan is required to say at the end of every sentence regardless of the context. Vegan btw.

Vegan Extremist: Hello my name is Karl. Vegan btw :)
Non-Vegan: IDC ABOUT YOUR DIET!!! STOP FORCING YOUR LIFESTYLE ON ME!!

by Acoolbro56 September 2, 2023

Cupcake vegan

Cupcake vegans are vegans that don't do any activism and don't try to debate any non-vegans, sometimes not even when prompted. They're also called quiet vegans.

I used to be a cupcake vegan, but recently I have become an activist!

Even cupcake vegans do their part. Existence is resistance!

by VeganAlex March 23, 2024