National Vans Day

Oct 13 is the day ! wear yo best/newest vans you got 😌
POST PLEASEEE, PLEASE WEAR YOUR VANSS ! TELL THE PEOPLE AT YO SCHOOL YO DAYCARE YO CHURCH IT DONT MATTER JUST SPREAD NATIONAL VANS DAYYY
by National Vans Day ! October 01, 2019
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White van man

A person who pries little kiddies away from their parents and stash them away in their van
by Roastinator February 26, 2019
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Dick Van Dyke

A lesbian so butch she may as well be a man, definitely an insult
Is that a guy?
Nah, she's a dick van dyke, man.
by asaia August 08, 2011
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North Van Dan

A kind of naive computer jockey who likes meditation, public transit and vegitarian cuisine. Often found lurking outside of restaurants filled with hot chicks. Usually lives at home and thinks listening to Hip Hop and Rap makes him cool.
An example would be Kip from Napolean Dynamite.
by Da Big Cheeze April 06, 2005
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Rip van Tinkle

When you wake up after a long night's sleep and feel like you haven't pissed for 7 years.
"I hope the toilet doesn't overflow when I take this Rip van Tinkle."
by woodshole February 14, 2010
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Mini Van Driver

1.A Mini-Van Driver is a person who drives a mini van also see the words fat mini-van driver, foreign driver
soccer mom
2. A person with no respect or care for the countless gallons of precious fuel sucked up by those gas hogs called mini-vans.
3. A driver classified in the most sited vehicle on the road today (next to the SUV or as i like to call the Jeep mini-van)
4. a driver classified as one of the most dangerous hazards on the roads today (almost above drunk drivers).
5. A member of a really big family, often a mother (often called a soccer mom)
by MK March 21, 2005
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Mini-Van Beiber

an teenage boy, who has not hit puberty, who has a high voice and rides around in his moms mini-van.
Well i tell you that Steve is just a MINI-VAN BEIBER!
by Twin Boobies!!!! January 20, 2011
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