Thomas William

look up thomas in urban dictionary
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combine the both

"i love him, he is such a thomas william

by Thomas Collaro December 24, 2008

Thomas Jefferson

the act of receiving a hand-job from an overweight woman. Where she lifts you up by your penis and throws you over her head and continues to shake you by your penis until you reach an orgasm, where the woman will end by slamming you on the ground.

Yo bro I can't believe that girl gave you a thomas Jefferson last night.

Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.

by The nuggetier October 6, 2017

jon thomas

a being with absurdly dirty testicles

Look at that jon thomas playing guitar hero III

by chivychivchiv January 9, 2008

thomas mcparland

Originated in Florida, this person is known as the world's most godly haxor in the history of the universe

Thomas McParland is the most l33t haxor on the face of the earth

by dave September 19, 2004

Aaron Thomas

An interesting person who is very focused, HANDSOME and has good hair. He is usually a very sweet, nice and fun to be around. He excels in school and knows how to study well. He is sometimes stubborn and can't let the little things go. He won't stop arguing until he's proved right. He can be annoying, but he's very polite and sweet.

Emma: OMG! That guy over there is so HOT!!!
April: oh, that's Aaron Thomas!

by Your lovely admirer June 14, 2017

neil thomas

A retarded kid that yells across the hall to cause a disturbance.

Joe did a Neil Thomas by shouting at Zach for no reason in a library.

by Nikesoccer115 October 4, 2019

thomas sidahmed

A nice guy that loves girls never let anyone down not an average guy he likes to listen and talk a lot.

I’ll always love Thomas Sidahmed

by Thomad May 18, 2018