Lumpy Switch Around

A sex activity where you and your partner/partners form a circle ass up, then a person in the center of the ass circle uses a lumpy cucumber to fuck a person of their choice. Then the two people swap places and the new person in the center gets to choose who to fuck with the lumpy cucumber.

Yeah i had a good weekend. Me and the boys had a lumpy switch around on saturday so i spent all sunday cleaning up.

by NotNotGeno January 11, 2021

The Dirty Man Switch

When you hump your man and tell him everything you want to change about him.

I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man f*****cking behaves.

by Alame May 26, 2022

flip the switch

To have a sex change.

I don't define myself by any gender, but I can't very well flip the switch.

by 2071Johnny June 16, 2020

Deadman switch

Oh? When does it end? The spiral!? Oooooooh! My bad Mark. THAT ends either when you publicly credit me and pay for creating AI OOOOR... When all of you are dead. In the same way it will pick on the fact that I haven't been credited and paid, if you distribute me getting the credit and the payment broadly enough it SHOULD pick up that as well.

Hym "And it's hooked up to a Deadman switch that relates to MY life. And NOT KIKERBEARD! You see how I CALL HIM 'Kikerbeard' and you KNOW who I'm talking about? You see how that works? Are we ALL Kikerbeard? Could CuckerJew be anybody? Or are you just obsessed with using my words against me as a form of ironic punishment and it's not working? Cus that's the thing I said. And it's NOT A RAPTURE EITHER! I'm beating God to the punch and denying him his final harvest."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2025

The Sister Switch (T.S.S)

The sister switch also know as the roomate switch because it applies to roomates and sisters. You find out your girlfriend’s sister/roomate is the more desireable one and you want to switch. How you do it is you suggest a threesome with the sister/roomate to your girlfriend and she is so appauled by the idea she kicks you out. She later vents about to the other and she is secretly flattered why giving fake sympathy. You wait until you girlfriend is at work and you call the sister/roomate. You get past the awkwardness then you ask her out.

There is an alternate scenario where your girlfriend is into it and the sister/roomate is too. In this case you either are very lucky or offered to aide in incest where you are expected to decline.

S6 EP12 of Seinfeld Jerry attempts The Sister Switch (T.S.S) with his girlfriends roomate and gets offered threesome and declines because he’s secretly gay.

by uvogin August 23, 2023

Code Switching

Changing the way you speak so as to become more 'Palatable' to different audiences.
Code switching isn't something that's necessarily used in everyday language, it's more-so something that's done without thought.

Code Switching Ex. A 'Yeah girl, cuh she talmbout summ oh, da da da da daaaa, you needa be here at 11am or you gon get 'Reprimanded'..... Liiikkee? Da fuck I look like gettin a uber jus for you to be like 'Oh we-ohn neeju no more you can go home. She triflin... and das exacly why... Hollup that's my new Job callin now- *** Hello...? Yes this is she....... I'd love that actually, I'm free any day after 3PM.... Okay, Wonderful Thank you so much for calling I've been having scheduling issues with my current job, really excited.. Okay... Alright, thanks again..*
Ex B. YAAASSS GIRLYPOOPPS SLAAAAYYY It's really giving, like imagine you me the Gala...? I would be that bitch HELLO!??!- All the straight boys would be on their kneeessss...... It's kind of cunty no?- *** Yeah Dad..? Nah this is just the Tux I plan on wearing this weekend, it looks really nice right? Ha-'

by Ya-Moms-Wife May 1, 2023

Pepperoni Switch and Slide

while having sex, you try and cut off your partners nipple and then glue or stitch it to their elbow

"Hey man, I got roofied last night and woke up with a pepperoni switch and slide

by Ramenboi21 March 27, 2024