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Stone the Crow

To lash out at the evidence of your deathly state.

“Well, stone the crows!” Basically, “I am so dead and all that’s left to do is fight to keep the buzzards from eating my flesh”. To stone the crow is pointless, because a crow only attacks you if you are dead. (You can’t literally throw stones at it if you’re dead), but it’s like panicking about the future and directing your anger about your misfortune and imminent death out towards something as harmless as a bird just because it reminds you of your awful predicament. We should never stone the proverbial crow, even if we are practically dead already, died before or are dead inside. In other words “don’t trip on small things when you have bigger fish to fry”. Or “don’t curse your fate or it’ll curse you.”
The injured warrior stumbled into camp and an opportunistic mate yelled “stone the crow! You’re in bad shape.”
by DRUsky September 11, 2023
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rolling stones

The Greatest Band of all time. I don't care what genre is your favorite, they have done it and are better than most of the people who specialize in it. They've never done a bad song EVER
by Stanley West August 28, 2008
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dick stoned

when you are stoned off the dick... not love...dick stoned
Damn, he had me so dick stoned!
by Shaebake October 1, 2007
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kidney stone

a calcified rock lodged in a man's penis.
That guy looks like he is giving birth!
He has a kidney stone.
Ouch.
by themonicaalison January 13, 2016
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Stone Cold

Term describing a really hot or stunning girl.

Taken from WWF wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin's finishing move, the Stone Cold Stunner.
-"Have you seen Dan's new girl"

-"Yeah mate she's Stone Cold!"
by Ryan W Jones October 28, 2006
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stone bone

stone bone me to have sex with A hard one
"I gave this girl A great stone bone"
by GABRIEL HUSKY LOGAN December 9, 2006
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