A person gets gorilla glue and glues their anus and cheeks shut. Then they down a bottle of laxatives.
Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025
Get the Danish prisonmug. Guy: (While folding laundry) "Looks like it's time to thrown these underwear away...."
Girl: "Wow, nice prison panties!"
Girl: "Wow, nice prison panties!"
by C. Morebutts June 25, 2012
Get the Prison Pantiesmug. *Sigh* Oh Andy... What a shame... I guess I should have taken you up on that offer to come out there.... Oh, well, I'm sure I'll be finished by the time you're out and I will come rescue you. Or you'll beat the charges.
Myron "I would have known! I WOULD HAVE KNOWN!"
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
Get the Back in prisonmug. The feminist dyke plan to insult the prisoners turn them in wimpy faggots. The feminists bragged about the glorious result.
The dyke feminists lectured the prison population about how all men are evil. The prison guards let the prison gangs to pass the feminists around to improve their prison morale.The feminists screamed for hours while the guards laughed. Feminists vs Prison gangs
by queensburykid March 17, 2025
Get the Feminists vs Prison gangsmug. The philosophy that if you don’t fight, people will just keep fucking with you; An environment, such as a school or work place, where there is little to no supervision, rules aren’t regularly enforced, and/or the only way you get people to leave you alone is by standing up for yourself.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
Get the Prison rulesmug. Erin: I can’t sneak this in!
Mikayla: Just hide it in your prison hole.
Mikey: I hide stuff in my prison hole all the time.
Mikayla: Just hide it in your prison hole.
Mikey: I hide stuff in my prison hole all the time.
by Kayla411 June 16, 2024
Get the Prison Holemug. by Stinky leg January 25, 2020
Get the prison woodsmug.