Matt w

A subspecies of a long haired cockgobbler.

Usually confused for a female from behind. It’s usual diet is green leaves and black dicks.

Matt w is a little dicked cry Baby.

by Cockgobbler July 3, 2019

Matt Cenna

That beef be good but Matt Cenna be like soggy socks on a hum burger with my man Lil dicky.

My socks are soggy! It is like Matt Cenna on a hum burger of soggy socks!

by simp for ur eggplant March 12, 2022

matt cline

Annoying

Wow that song is Matt cline

by kabizzleinthehouse November 20, 2017

Matt Mitchell

Matt Mitchell, a tall slender human who is NPC like. Matt Mitchell is a vape god and is known as “The Pedo.” If seen this man with children I suggest you run and call the cops.

I saw Matt Mitchell lurking

I saw Matt Mitchell searching

by sneaking man June 12, 2023

Matt Surette

A veery handsome, sexy and hilarious man who makes all the women swoon.

"Did you see Stella fall down the stairs when she saw that guy ?"

"Yeah, makes sense, he was a total Matt Surette"

by Bambi_69 July 3, 2023

Matt Dee

Short. A form of Smallness.

Matt Dee

by who's pseudonym October 18, 2010

Matt Gibbons

A very PUNny guy. Loves all things CAT. Loves to hum to fill awkward silence. Likes his coke but only finishes half. Mediocre Euchre player. He is the guy that everyone wants to Marry.

We beat Matt Gibbons again in Euchre!

by dfdddfdDalupan May 23, 2019