Couch Bombing

When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first

by tnt May 1, 2003

sex bomb

another word for extremely amazingly sexy.

damn aaron is a sex bomb.

by eekkkkk December 15, 2010

Bud Bomb

A small four-piece chrome pipe, shaped like a bomb, used to smoke marijuana. Sometimes known as a 'stealth pipe' as it can be attatched to a keyring, looks nothing like a conventional mariijuana pipe, cools the bud almost as well as a bong while hiding it in an enclosed cylinder for storage/smoking, and emitting little smoke due to its enclosed design.

Despite the seemingly excellent design and widespread availability of the Bud Bomb, few people own such a device due to its high cost, need for frequent cleaning, and the availability of cheaper, more convenient smoking devices.

I took my Bud Bomb to the picnic, got the munchies, ate more than my fair share of the food, and fell asleep on a blanket.

by Googles September 18, 2004

Bomb Af

When something is so delicious, dope, amazing, or addictive that it has the ability to explode your one of your sences

ME: Mom did you get stoned again before cooking dinner again?
MOM: why is that any of your business
ME:Cause if you did I know dinner is going to be bomb af tonight. My taste buds are going to be litty spagetti tonight

by Dee Sherman September 23, 2018

Status Bomb

A Person, Place, Thing, or comment left on a facebook status update that completely kills off the topic prior to full development.

User: "Why do I get sick so often!?"

Bomber: Obscenity, involving an embarrassing moment, or just overall comment that nobody cares to add too.

"Prolly from all the man chowder!"

The topic is now dead, nice Status Bomb.

by iXist April 19, 2011

PARON BOMB

A PARON BOMB is a cocktail comprised of Crispin Hard Cider, and Captian Morgan rum. The captain is dropped into the Crispin, and chugged like a man. Its enjoyment level crosses somewhere between a sex on the beach and a strike out. I hope thats vague. You need your own experience, it's original, it's new, and it's for you. Its a great drink to order when YOU'RE in charge of ordering- it will make you look more like man- an original man. Not some YouTube sensation ordering Jäger Bombs. The only thing the PARON bomb shares is the clink clank of the glasses dropping. Cheers.

Naive Man 1: hey dude, order us something good, maybe a shot?

*orders

Genius Man 2: here, this is a PARON BOMB.

Naive Man 1: My life now begins.

by AHWINSBUSH April 17, 2011

gentleman bomb

An extremely high-class alcoholic beverage, usually ordered at highfalutin bars. The Gentleman Bomb consists of a shot of Gentleman Jack dropped into a pint glass of chilled Earl Grey tea.

Gentleman 1: "Top of the morning to you, my good sir!"
Gentleman 2: "Why indeed! Say, would you fancy a refreshment of the alcoholic variety?"
Gentleman 1: "You have read my mind, sire! Praytell, would thou partake in a Gentleman bomb?"
Gentleman 2: "Splendid! Such a drink would only be worthy of my most esteemed class!"
Gentleman 1: "Good show!"
Gentleman 2: "Good show!"

by Sir Uppity of York August 31, 2010