bagelling

what happens when you break a condom and all thats left is a ring of latex around your penis

"We were going so crazy last night I didn't even realize we were bagelling!"

by ljvkhcjgxhfc October 23, 2023

free bagel

1. A loose butthole. You can make implications about toppings yourself.

"I went over to Jennifer's place to get myself a free bagel yesterday."

by DrSpocktopus November 13, 2013

Jersey Bagel

When a guy rubs cream cheese all over his asshole and has a girl eat it off.

Last night I gave her the ol' Jersey Bagel.

by Muls May 30, 2021

Saggy bagel

A term used by losers to define a person who has saggy breasts or a fat person in general.

Dude, you're a Saggy bagel

I don't care, you're a loser -___-

by Bigbootybuttcheeks January 17, 2011

Bagel Rizz

Bagel rizz is something only a stupid mf named Samad would attempt to pull off. It includes the act of offering to buy a bitch a bagel in hopes to pipe. Bagel rizz has a 0% success rate and always ends in being laughed at in public.

Nahh no way this stupid mf tried bagel rizz on that bih

by DontBeatWomenPlz May 6, 2024

Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.

by BigDog823 November 2, 2019

Bageling

When a Jew sees another Jew in public (usually who he doesn't know) and goes over to tell a quick memo. Conversations like these are usually used to tell the other about a time and place for prayers. These will usually occur at any populated public place .(e.g. amusement parks)

Example of Bageling in Context
*At Epcot in Disney World*
*Jewish bystander walking*
*Other Jewish man walking*
*spots jewish bystander, walks over*
Other Jewish Man: "MINCHA BY MEXICO AT 5:30"

by Huds23 May 9, 2016