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Morning Zombie

The first thirty minutes of waking up which requires: NO TALKING, NO HONEY-DO LIST, and A CUP OF COFFEE. If these things are not given, the person will experience bitchiness syndrome.
I'm a Morning Zombie when I wake up, so be careful.
by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016
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Zombie (AKOND)

A God from a kind of normal day, his chad image, no limit power user.

His Incredible power lets him destroy various universes at the same time.
Developer, really a genius.
Person 1: Yo, do you know about zombie (AKOND)?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: I hope you die, he's a god.
by R3d4cT3d May 14, 2021
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Zombie princess

Like a pillow princess but sound a sleep. See Bill Cosby.
Who else loves a zombie princess!
by Chellebe January 1, 2020
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Wobbling Zombie

When a man cums in a person's eyes and causes them to stumble awkwardly about the room due to blindness.
"That was amazing, she was a wobbling zombie"
by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023
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Zombie Ghostwell

A zombie Ghostwell is a creature that hangs around group chats it has no personality or anything
Quick guys run away a zombie ghostwell is coming!
by TL Ghostwell January 17, 2021
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Cheeto Zombie

Someone so completely mesmerized by Donald Trump to the point of being completely mindless.
Dave walks in, talking about how donald trump is the best thing to ever happen to america. Dave is a Cheeto Zombie.
by De Lumpdumper April 22, 2018
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Zombie nap

A Zombie nap is when you’re exhausted and fall asleep but when it’s time to wake up you feel worse than you did before you fell asleep.
I took a zombie nap and now I feel horrible.
by Pink Cinnamon October 17, 2021
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