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Toilet Butt

The bottom 25-50% of a girl's exposed butt cheeks when she wears tiny shorts. This skin is rife with bacteria from when she has sat on a toilet, thus, a breeding ground for spreading bacteria to every surface.
The booty-shorts-wearing girl spread e-coli with her toilet butt.
by Mathgie November 3, 2017
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toilet stroke

When you have to go to the bathroom but are constipated, so you push really hard until the forehead vein is visibly beating, you see spots and become light headed.
(to someone exiting a bathroom stall)
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......
by santacruzjt December 19, 2013
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Bathroom Toilet

For some reason, the best place to write, think, draw, scroll though memes, or think about all the wasted potential you had.
Random person: Did they just bring their phone in the bathroom?!? Are they going to watch *Naughties*
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.
by Annon5697216 March 23, 2022
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Swedish toilet

When getting a massage from a so-called masseur and they stick a finger in your brown eye.
You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet
by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 13, 2018
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Toilet Theater

When you're in the bathroom and you're making dramatic sounds. For example, when peeing you make the sounds of relief. When pooping, you scream yelling at the heavens....
Guy - I just came from the men's room and there was a dude performing toilet theater in the stall. The sounds he was making while taking a shit was like an opera.
by Jay Santy TRSS May 31, 2016
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Toilet Texting

Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.
by im110percentright October 29, 2019
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Toilet Twist

When you are masturbating on the toilet while taking a shit. You use your shit and piss to make your dick more slick. Gets both sides feeling good(having a dodo, and masturbating).
Person 1: “Bro shut the fuck up, go toilet twist yourself.
Person 2: “Jokes on you it’s better than raw.”

Person 1: “Fuck, well anyways was it at least Thickumz?”
by Padyn Ranieri April 19, 2019
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