When in the middle of a texting conversation one person’s correspondence gets slow due to masterbating with the dominant, or right, hand and thus only being left to text responses with the non-dominate, or left, hand.
Tony: “Why so slow the the responses?”
Cookie: “Sorry, my right hand is busy, only able to do left hand texting!”
Tony: “Please, continue.”
Cookie: “Sorry, my right hand is busy, only able to do left hand texting!”
Tony: “Please, continue.”
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Oh, my left hand black has exposed me once again. As the only southpaw, the teacher will quickly discover that it was me passing smudged notes in class.
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Get the My left toenail mug.When your older male friend can no longer see out of his left eye because of receiving a high speed shot of ejaculate directly to his eyeball during his sexual experimentation days. The eye survives for several years until the effect of the impact makes it such that glasses can no longer serve a beneficial purpose.
Damn I got a hummer from that MILF Trudie last night and I'd been saving up my load all week. She didn't want to swallow so when I was about to finish I blasted my goo so hard at her eye I doubt she will be able to see in a few years. She gonna have that Lopey Left Eye.
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Get the Lopey Left Eye mug.A term used to describe an individual who identifies with the political left but takes their beliefs to an extreme level, using them to virtue signal and shame others who do not share their exact ideology.
These individuals are often seen as self-righteous and hypocritical, as they claim to champion progressive causes while simultaneously engaging in behavior that contradicts those beliefs.
Also "holier-than-left" is often used in response to individuals who engage in performative activism or who prioritize their moral superiority over actual progress.
It is also used to describe those who engage in cancel culture, attempting to silence or shame anyone who disagrees with their worldview.
These individuals are often seen as self-righteous and hypocritical, as they claim to champion progressive causes while simultaneously engaging in behavior that contradicts those beliefs.
Also "holier-than-left" is often used in response to individuals who engage in performative activism or who prioritize their moral superiority over actual progress.
It is also used to describe those who engage in cancel culture, attempting to silence or shame anyone who disagrees with their worldview.
I can't stand that holier-than-left guy who always lectures us about privilege but never actually does anything to help marginalized communities!
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