chav

slags that wait outside the shop asking bypassers if they have a ciggy

chav: pass us a ciggy
bypasser: uhh no your 12...

by pick pocketer March 29, 2022

Chav

Part of that 10% of the population a sensible person wants to run over.

Look at those chavs on their bicycles, with their bad attitudes, lack of insight, and inaudible slang. Boy would I like to run them over in a Dodge Ram whew

by rupert_mcgee October 5, 2020

Chav

Can be used to replace the words idiot and retard in a sentence.

Bloke 1: “why are you angry?”
Bloke 2: “some chav cut me up on the motorway this morning”

by Baconflavouredcrisps April 1, 2019

Chavs

Groups that hang around the kebab shop and drink every single day because their parents too busy fighting and drinking to care

Harry - Oi look! There’s a chav.

Charles - Wow! Great chav spotting! There’s so many chavs

by Chavs May 30, 2019

Chav

Ignorant, self-entitled, obnoxious, simple-minded cretins who believe that they can do as they please; just because they are incapable of maturely dealing with their trauma.

“Just saw a bunch of chavs over there and sprinted off.”

by MrEdgy June 24, 2023

Chav

Someone Louis Tomlinson is not.

Louis captioned his pic “Donny chav” what a joke

by Purpleanrainbow December 1, 2017

Chav

Chavs are usually overly aggressive 13 year olds who do wheelies on their bike outside of tesco . They where nike and say "whassup fam" or "ayo brov". You will most likley find one at McDonalds or any other fast food shop. Most likley there mum bought there clothes from sports direct. They also wear jewellery from argos and fake gucci.

All I can say is piss of chavs

Shutup u chav

by Stupidhoebag April 26, 2022