ass hat

adj. a derogatory statement used to imply that someone's presence is as pleasant as wearing an ass for a hat.

"there's bob, I hope he doesn't come over here. That guys such an ass hat."

by DarkSonet September 23, 2009

Cat in a Hat

Term used to describe someone who is attractive, yet unstable. They seem like a good time, but turn out to be a complete mess.

I wouldn't hookup with him/her if I were you, I hear he's/she's a "cat in a hat."

by Brainy Ledom August 1, 2011

Hat Trick

Sex with a Brunette, Blond and Red head in the same 24 hour period

My first "Hat Trick" was Christine, Trinity and Marianne.

by daniel2222222222 December 31, 2011

Hot Hat

A process by which one defecates into a hat, and then places it either on his own head or that of another person.

Can be used in place of a Hot Carl when times are rough.

Now I owe Hammerstone 20 bucks, goddamn it! I borrowed his Cubs cap a few weeks ago and I was set to return it to him on Friday. But today at work, I had such a hankering for a Hot Carl that I couldn't wait until 5 o'clock to go home and get my cellophane, so I gave myself a Hot Hat.

by David B. Cool October 13, 2004

witches hats

Gross, skinny boobs that are elongated and sag to a point.

Dude, did you see the witches hats on that chick. That's fricken' nasty.

by Dave March 29, 2004

jimbo hat

a slang word for a condom

I put on a jimbo hat before I get busy.

by Bill Bixler June 30, 2006

Elf Hat

The small amount of feces (much often with a resemblence to a Hershey's kiss) one finds on the tip of their member after removing it from someone's anus.

Dude, I was bangin this chick the other day in the ass and I pulled out an elf hat!

by gr8thinkr March 14, 2011