by Squiidgy June 22, 2021
Get the Ocean Tearsmug. A movie that starts to seem more like Tropic Thunder, becoming laughable by the time one of the Seals gets shot by a sniper toward the end, once you realize it's filmed in Hawaii and not Nigeria.
Tears of the Sun script-
Bruce Willis- God already left Africa.
Other Seal- Uh boss, I'm glad to see you still got it but bad news, from where I'm standing next to the cameraman, you can see the Pearl Harbor Memorial. If the camera can see what I can see, it kind of fucks up the illusion.
Bruce Willis- That wasn't on the script.
Bruce Willis- God already left Africa.
Other Seal- Uh boss, I'm glad to see you still got it but bad news, from where I'm standing next to the cameraman, you can see the Pearl Harbor Memorial. If the camera can see what I can see, it kind of fucks up the illusion.
Bruce Willis- That wasn't on the script.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Get the Tears of the Sunmug. The term comes from the days of when pirate's (not Somalian) ran the seas. They would send people out on the plank and two ship boys would go with the captive and walk him to his death. One captive said if he was going down he would take the ship boys with him and as he was pushed from the plank swept his feet under the boys and made them fall with him, thus creating the story of the three tears.
Steve-"You hear about Kyle,Jim, and Mike?"
Brian- "No,what happened?"
Steve-"Kyle got caught smoking and created three tears by snitching on Jim and Mike for smoking too."
Brian-"What a bitch."
Brian- "No,what happened?"
Steve-"Kyle got caught smoking and created three tears by snitching on Jim and Mike for smoking too."
Brian-"What a bitch."
by Crimson Eyes December 8, 2015
Get the three tearsmug. The act of ejaculating out your eye balls when you're suddenly surprised by an unbearably site of a top ten ugliest vaginas.
This is known as cloudy tears as your body refuses to provide the bucket (long eyed front bum) with your love swimmers.
A natural process that the rareness is around 10 in 3.4 billion.
This is known as cloudy tears as your body refuses to provide the bucket (long eyed front bum) with your love swimmers.
A natural process that the rareness is around 10 in 3.4 billion.
You've got more chance of winning the lottery than producing cloudy bucket tears but remember it's impossible to avoid until all growler owners are enforced to wear a vag badge warning.
by Scamp22 July 2, 2025
Get the Cloudy bucket tearmug. A shoop group comprised of supporters of pedophilia amd child grooming. While they claim affiliation with Clownsec, it's worth noting that Clownsec denies any affiliation with Tears For Clowns, other than admitting that Tears For Clowns was created by a former Clownsec member who had been disavowed.
by DustinDavis465 October 6, 2019
Get the Tears For Clownsmug. A term sometimes used humorously or creatively as a name for a fictional cocktail. In popular culture, "Orphan tears" may refer to a made-up drink with a whimsical or dark connotation.
by Spaziergang entlang der Donau June 21, 2023
Get the Orphan Tearsmug. by My name is ???? December 11, 2022
Get the White man tearsmug.