teacher boner

A school teacher who has a boner, hard on, or an erection

Yo MR. Smith has a huge teacher boner right now, that dick must be huge

by XARDSX August 21, 2016

teacherpreneur

The bullshit title of teachers who, above all else, want to avoid actually teaching, so they blog and support vague initiatives that don't help students in any tangible way.

She's a teacherpreneur, so don't expect to learn much in her English class this year.

by seymour1970 June 6, 2016

Teacher

the top motivation to skip school.

Why can a teacher exist?

by This Is A fuck win February 2, 2017

Pedo Band Teacher

1. When a band teacher has her 13 year old student fuck her with a flute. As this happens she queefs into the flute, playing it thru the pussy.
2. When a band teacher fucks her underage student on top the piano keys in such a way it plays Beethoven.
3. When a horny band teacher gets her 12 year old student to fuck her with his tromboner.

Dude I totally nailed my Pedo Band Teacher.

by Bridgett Szychulski March 22, 2017

The Gym Teacher

While someone is sitting down you put on short shorts, or underwear and stretch, placing your genitals in their facial region.

The Gym Teacher- mike was sitting in my chair, i walked up and proceeded to place my leg on the arm rest while stretching with my genitals by his face.

by nka 2663 September 18, 2010

Teacher's little spy

The kid that spies on other kids for an authority such as a teacher or law enforcement.

The outsider lied about nobody including her teacher wanting her there. She was once her 3rd grade teacher's little spy (back when she was an insider at home) that stayed at her apartment with her to report anything and everything there was to report about her classmates to her teacher, no wonder her classmates didn't want her there. She had always done the same thing with her brother, reporting anything and everything there was to report about him to her mother or any authority figure that would pay her the attention she sought constantly.

by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021

Call The Teacher

A very unique and classy phrase used by beer enthusiasts in Brazil. It is the informal way to call the waiter in crowded bars.

"Where's the beer? Let´s call the teacher"

by Shaaane January 11, 2009