Take-a-step-back policy

When you're on the verge of a mental break-down and need to be reminded that there are an infinite amount of possibilities that you just lost track of, you need to take a step back

-Gurl, idk what to do next, I'm running into a wall
-Have you used the Take-a-step-back policy yet? There are so many ways you can go instead right into the wall!

by aranja February 12, 2021

shit-take song

When a radio DJ plays a longer song than usual, it's often because he has to take a shit, and wants to ensure the song doesn't end while he's still in the John.

Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Freebird" is a very popular shit-take song with DJs.

by Alex Stockwell July 5, 2014

facebook double-take

Person A says they saw that person B was somewhere or did something. Person B does a double-take because they know they didn't tell Person A about that. Then Person A reveals they saw the information on facebook.

"Joe Blow said something about me being at that party, and I did a facebook double-take!"

by MamaRen May 1, 2010

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

When the people at Urban Dictionary hate you, despite your word perfectly fitting on the website.

Guy: OMG URBAN DICTIONARY EMAILED ME!
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Guy: :(

by Milky Dash November 25, 2016

Take a piss

To 'take a piss' means 'to urinate'.

Man, let's stop at that gas station. I've really got to take a piss.

by Felix Tue Visiyu September 14, 2008

takari

A tall nice built sexy guy. He has the sweetest most caring heart but doesn't show it. He makes mistakes but who doesn't? He has such respect for females and when he falls in love he falls hard. He'll do anything for anybody and he has such an incredible and meaning way with words and he can be romantic at times. He loves making people happy and making girls smile and when he has a girlfriend? She is his world. He's totally honest and shows so much affection. However, he has a hardtime letting people in but when he does open up to you, you'll know it. He's extremely funny and has the most beautiful smile. He has such a big heart . He 's trustworthy and he tries his absolute best in anything . He plays sports and he 's the dream guy every girl wants.

Girl 1: hey you see that cute guy over there
Girl 2: which one?
Girl 1: the tall light skin one
Girl 2: Oh girl he looks like a takari he so damn fine
Girl 1: girl who you telling? That's gone be bae just watch

by jasmineisgorgeous June 4, 2014

take one for the team

an act where one brave soul in your group of male friends hits on the Nottie of a group of hotties so his friends can get their slide on later on that night. taking one for the team usually involves just talking to the nottie and laughing at her jokes and complimenting her (horrid) appearance, but it may be necessary to appease the nottie by getting your wacka wacka on with her...back at her place of course, so your roomates never see her.

yeah, i was totally working up my conversation with number one hottie when her nottie roomate showed up (again!), so i had to to have joey take one for the team.

by rizosh July 15, 2001