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Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
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Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
by posaidon April 13, 2023
mugGet the Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.mug.

Table

A place where you sit by, sit things, and where nearly anything can happen on top of it (And I mean everything)
by Leviction March 13, 2023
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table

a magic device that makes you fly on command
a magic table makes me fly on command
by skyler blood February 20, 2019
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The Table

---James Hetfield---
"I am the table."

-James Hetfield
(The View)
by Cosmokane August 20, 2022
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Round Table

A Round Table is when to settle an AMMA fight the floor drops out into a subbasement chamber where the fighters (the Knights) stand in a circle facing inward and masturbate. The first one to come wins. This may seem counterintuitive but it's actually really hard to jerk off with 9 other knights looking at you and therefore is the ultimate demonstration of dominance.
He won the AMMA competition through a Round Table
by Blenn May 10, 2025
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