light switch relationship

when two people...most often gay...have a relationship that is on off on off. noone can ever keep up

a: Hey are you off to see ash tonite?
b: nah we broke up. i even deleted him off facebook
a: again?! ten bucks says your back together within a week
b: nah no way. its over. im single
a: man you guys are having a light switch relationship
b: your such a bitch
a: bet you your back on within a few days

by tootlepip March 18, 2010

switch

When someone is about to beat you shitless... The point at which someone goes from being happy, to violent

"I'll switch if you don't shut your fuckin' mouth bre'!"

by MC-Bazil March 28, 2003

Switch

When someone gets really angry they go from calm to extremely angry or vexxed, they seem to go red and need stopping.

Person 1: FIGHT!
Person 2: What happened?!
Person 1: HE SWITCHED BLUD!

by HOO SHAA! August 19, 2008

pistol switch

When you’re pulling a bong and change lighters mid pull in order to get maximum inhalation.

James was pulling a cone but it was packed too tightly so he pistol switched with a jet lighter and sunk it.

by PHAT_MeAt August 16, 2018

switchin lanes

Doing lines of cocaine; switching between lines of coke

I was up til 5:30 last night just switchin lanes.

by highflier March 8, 2011

Eisenberg Switch

The phenomenon in film of swapping out the stagnated, boring Michael Cera for the slightly less stagnated, boring Jesse Eisenberg.

Q: Did you see Michael Cera in Zombieland? He definitely picked up another emotion besides adorable kerfuffledness! And I didn't feel the urge to cry out of confusion when he got the girl!

A: That wasn't Michael Cera. The casting director wisely performed the Eisenberg Switch.

by Chet Billingsdale September 14, 2010

switch

when your father tough you years ago a game called switch. its when who put one finger in your mouth and one in you bum-hole and switch

hey you wanna play switch

by p.lane388141 September 5, 2019